It's hard to put down something profound, something decent on paper--digital or otherwise--when there are things (read: thing; read DEEPER: PERSON) that just bleeds you dry. Still, here are some tips that might help that I hope she never reads and remains oblivious to for the rest of her life that I hope somebody richer and more powerful will tell her to her face and she will consequently melt (very painfully) in embarrassment or subsequently resign and live on a deserted island like the one in Lost and then find a hatch then be crushed to death by a giant snake-type monster that's always surrounded by smoke. - learn to Google. Just type the letters w-w-w-.-g-o-o-g-l-e-.-c-o-m - do not click on things like the world is ending. - the scroll bar is on the right side of your screen. The arrow pointing down, which also looks like an inverted triangle, means DOWN. The arrow pointing up, that looks like an upright triangle, means UP. - stop lying to your relatives. - stop having othe...
Insanely idiotic, mind-bogglingly brilliant, and all points in-between; more of the former.